fruityrats:

I love zeldas ridicolous golden horse

(via forestdwellingrat)

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

the concept of having a girlfriend is insane a girl laughs at your jokes enough times and then you’re like i guess it’s my life’s mission to make you do that forever

sometimes a girl will smile at you and you’ll like it so much you won’t care about seeing anything else ever again

(via dildo-tbaggins)

krisispiss:

krisispiss:

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Just to be clear, they’ve been dating for years

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she has been educated

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fabtool:

I hate how everything’s called devices and apps now. Those are frail words with no weight and show no respect like machine and program do.

(via wrinter)

telltaletypist:

i think trans women should be allowed

(via transroboteeveegirl)

Anonymous asked:

What are some t4t sex acts you recommend?

sapphling:

I love this ask and I mean this with all the love in my heart but it’s cracking me up a lot. Your body is a weird funny animal and so is your partner’s so just try out some goofy shit until either or both of you cums, there is no universal act that feels better or worse and transness (and by extension T4T) is a vast erotic beautiful ocean of infinite configurations on which you can set sail. That being said getting spitroasted is fucking great

actuallyapathy:

swampthingy:

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charlesoberonn:

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One Big Mario Party by But A Jape

(via trans-mouse)

Tags: mario

redfagdiver:

kalichnikov:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

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The little disappointed look dogs give you when they know they’re being naughty in front of you just…. Does something to my heart

(via sexplosion)

capacity:

Okay well

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